As Someone Who Neither Has, Nor Cares About Facebook...

As Someone Who Neither Has, Nor Cares About Facebook...
so i was checking my facebook the other day and todd totally sent me this cute teddy bear .gif, you know the ones you pay a dollar for? hes such a sweetie. i’m thinking about changing r relationship status and making it official.

remember rebecca johnson from high school? she totally sent me a friend request. i was like to myself “god she was such a SLUT. like everything she did was so slutty” but i didnt know she went here so im totally facebook friends with her now, so were cool. I left a message on her wall like “hey hotty! remember mr. jeffries 4th bell lol? yeah gurl!” were bff.

ew! u dont have facebook? how do u like meet ppl and stuff? facebook friends aren’t fake! i like look at everyone’s pictures all the time. i have like 700 friends. i see more than ten of them ur just jealous! OMG A BUTTERFLY!!!! (exits room)


…That’s what you sound like.

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