Breaking News: The Albino Squirrel has Been Assassinated!

Breaking News: The Albino Squirrel has Been Assassinated!
It was a sad day for all OSU students on Friday. Whitey has long been loved by students here at OSU, but his life was ended too soon.

On Friday, November 9th, Whitey was assassinated by a hawk on the oval. The events were witnessed by several students. Apparently the hawk swooped down and, with malicious intent, grabbed Whitey and flew away, never to be seen again.

Whitey is survived by one brother, Alby. Attempts to reach his family for comment were unsuccessful.

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