Fall Break is fast approaching. This means several things, one of which being smaller class sizes on Wednesday and Thursday. Take me for example, I only have one class on Thursday, which I will conveniently miss so I can go home Wednesday afternoon. Life is good. Others may not go home, but will still choose to play hookie in order to catch up on sleep, sleep through a hangover, or just plain not go to class.

Some professors try to alleivate these smaller classes by threatening students with quizzes. Totally in vain. Other professors, aka the heroes of Baylor's faculty, realize that students skipping class is inevitable and still choose to hold class, but expect empty chairs. Better, but not the best. Lastly, there is a small percentage of professors (this group will get larger the day before Thanksgiving break) who are the gods of the Baylor faculty. They do more than just expect students to skip, they help us out by altogether cancelling class. Hallelujah! (And I can say that because we're a private Baptist institution).

So here's the deal, if you have professor A, suck it up and go to class, only skip if you had waaaaay more than the legal limit the night before. If you have professor B skip and get notes from someone else. If you have Professor C you're the envy of all your friends and need to shut your mouth.