Apparently Mr. Gordon Gee, Ohio State's newly elected president, wasn't satisfied with the measly shack of a residence provided by The Ohio State University. Gee, through "private donations" (or perhaps, tuition increases) and "not tax dollars" plans on remodeling his presidential residence. The price tag: a mere $2 million.

Surprisingly, this isn't the first time Gee's spent money to pimp his house. While at Vanderbilt, Gee coughed up nearly $6 million to renovate his pad (he also paid for a private chef). The man practically lived a Huge Hefner-esque lifestyle while at Vandy, residing comfortably alongside all those southern belles. 

Look, it's cool having a president who wants and lives a pimp-ish lifestyle, but can't we share that pimpage just a little?  How much money would it take to renovate some of the dorms on campus that haven't seen any treatment since the 1960's?