The "who the hell will ever buy this?" question comes up all too often these days. It might be in regard to a Lipozene pill that has an average weight loss of 3.8 pounds when you use it for two months along with a healthy diet and lots of exercise. Perhaps the "Head-on" commercials that just tell you to apply it directly to the forehead. But this shirt that is presently being sold at shopncaasports.com  in the bestsellers section for a whopping 17.95 (not including S&H) just might be the worst thing to hit the market since Anthrax.

The green theme is great for the Chicago river, the city of Boston and some other places that can add green to their jerseys. But,  it's not happening here. You can paint yourself as green as you'd like or wear whatever you want to wear, just don't desecrate the maize and blue block M with that shit. We are not Marshall. This shirt is a themed blend of Michigan State and Notre Dame, why not just put on an Ohio State helmet and complete the triangle?

As much as I love St. Patty's, I cannot condone the wearing of this shirt. I will see too it that if it is worn, it will be drenched in the green-beer urine that often concludes God's favorite holiday.