Every good play has an intermission: it's important to empty your bladder and purchase consessions. We hope you have enough popcorn handy, because here's the next installment of skinny on P-ton's thespian circles.

PSC: Better known as Princeton Shakespeare Company, this group of bard-lovers is the go-to for whenever your lover's family hates you, or your uncle is an evil, traitorous ass and you keep seeing your father's ghost everywhere. Whether you like Will straight up and unedited, or you dig slightly more modern takes on the master's work, PSC's a good bet. Just don't expect to see guys playing ladies--it's usually the other way around.

Triangle: Ahh, the Princeton Triangle Club. Once home to F. Scott Fitzgerald and Brooke Shields, the club boasts an impressive alumni list--and, consequently, tons of cash. The club puts on musicals written, directed, and performed by students. It's a sweet deal until it becomes painfully obvious that the jokes are written by 18-22 year olds. The best part is consistently the traditional men's drag kickline.

And if that doesn't get your soldiers running, maybe the last Mama Drama installment will.