Okay, so no one really gives away FREE money, but here are some things you can exploit here at The Ohio State University:

• Credit Card companies often frequent the High St. fast food joints. All you need is a BuckID and they will give you an application for a credit card. Fill it out and eat for free. You can do this as many times as you want. Just remember to shred those letters.

• Religious groups always offer pizza with their meetings. I guess the only universal belief is that food is good. Who cares who the real god is if your stomach is full?

• Many groups will offer free food in your dorm lobby. They’ll try to get you to join their cult, but drown their voices out with chewing.

• Never get more than 100 food swipes. One of your friends will make the mistake of getting more and can lead to some sweet dinners at The Blackwell.

• Many banks will offer you around $50 to set up an account there. Do it at all the banks and you’ve made a week’s paycheck for nothing.

• I hear there’s a lot of change at the bottom of Mirror Lake; keep looking, it’s down there somewhere.