Officially Retarded

Quick! You're third-string QB at OSU and you're looking to get some starting time next year. What's the first thing you do? Probably not solicit prostitutes; apparently Antonio Henton didn't get that memo.

Campus has been buzzing lately with the news that Henton was arrested recently after the rout of Northwestern. The next few days will be interesting as this story develops. It is widely believed (though never officially stated) that any OSU student that gets arrested is immediately considered for expulsion, but he's an athlete, so he has at least 4 more chances.