Florida (just a guess, wherever you went) was nice, wasn't it? I'm sure it was sunny, above 70 degrees and there were more grains of sand than snowflakes. The beer flowed like wine and the boobs seemed less constrained by gravity than normal. But now, four days before Spring Quarter, it is time to readjust to normal OSU life.

-Put your shirt back on
It may have been pretty warm on Spring Break, but the high temperature for the first week of school is 55. You'll have to wait a few more weeks before the chicas start hitting the oval for tanning.

-Get change for those hundred dollar bills
One good thing about coming back to OSU is the one constant: cases of beer for less than $12. House parties mean free booze and hosting a party will probably be less costly than that tab you picked up at the bar. Not your credit card though, right? (Thanks mom!)

-Lower your standards
As pictured above, there's obviously something about the beach that attracts the most beautiful women. Seeing as how OSU is not UCLA or Arizona State, don't expect that Spring Break upswing to continue. But ladies, you can expect the men to be just as creepy.

-Put on some shorts
Now that Spring Break is over, it is no longer socially acceptable to wear swim trunks everywhere. Women are excused on this one.

-Don't bother with the STD test
It's probably best for your future partners, but forget the STD test. Just go ahead and assume you contracted Herpes and be on your way.