Spot the freshman

The new wave of students are set to hit the party scene this weekend. Their first weekend of freedom from their parents and high school will be primarily spent at house parties around campus. Beware of these freshmen! They are beer-guzzling, fight-causing, puking machines. Here are ten ways to spot a freshman invader.

10. Rolling Deep

"Dude, what are you doing tonight?"

"Dude, I'm going to a house party on Frambes."

"Dude, me and my 20 dudes are totally in."

9. Confused Look

Chances are, if a person is standing on the sidewalk, looking at the party, trying to decide whether or not to go in, they are a freshman. A lack of confidence means a lack of experience.

8. Lets Go Over the Rules

If a kid is completely anal about what rules to use at beer pong or other games, s/he is likely a freshman.

7. College Apparel

Most of these kids got Ohio State clothes for Christmas, their birthday and a welcome back to school gift. Freshman guys will wear them religiously.

6. Standing in the Corner

People standing in the corner in a small group are generally freshmen there simply to drink your beer, trash your place and leave.

5. Facebook Time

If a person shows up promptly when the event time was on Facebook, s/he is a freshman.

4. Usual Discussion

If the person's first words are "What major are you?" "What dorm do you live in?" or "What classes are you taking?" then they are a freshman.

3. Using the Bathroom

If a guy pees inside, he is a freshman. Everyone knows you piss on the side of the house.

2. Picture Party

If a girl is spending more time taking pictures than anything else, she is a freshman.

1. Who Are You?

If you're hosting a party and you can't recognize him/her, just assume they're a freshman, because they probably are.