Daily Dirt: All the News We Missed

From oddball college classes to Green Week on Conan O’Brien, here are today's cliff notes for what's hot in the blogosphere.

Uncoached: Real, Strange College Courses

Busted Coverage: The 9 Greatest Stadium Sex Moments of the 21st Century

Mad Atoms: Life Without Cable Television is Sad

Gorilla Mask: Killing Productivity, One Link at a Time

Banned In Hollywood: Tom Cruise is a Midget

Hottest Girls of Cheerleading: Festa Italghista is the Best Sports Celebration Ever

Asylum: The Pants Stretcher For Expanding Waistlines

Blog of Hilarity: Britney Spears is Back

Cuzoogle: Who Will Win the Chris Bosh Jersey?

Double Viking: The Dark Knight and The Joker Team Up to Combat Back Injuries

Next Round: The Greatest Ramp Backfire Ever

Manofest: Conan O’Brien Green Week PSA’s

John Krasinski Visits Brown, Refuses to Attend Prom With Obsessed Fangirl

Jim Halpert John Krasinski graduated from Brown in 2002, and last week, he dropped by his alma mater to impart his wisdom upon aspiring thespians.

Lane Kiffin Brings NFL Expertise To University of Tennessee, Wife Layla Kiffin Brings Hotness

Tennessee football just got a whole lot prettier.

Tina Fey's Scar Mystery Solved, Kind of

But the answer is even more of a disturbing puzzle. Read on...

College Kids Get Boring During Recession, Can't Cover Lameness Without Booze

The economy sucks, and so do college students now.

Minneapolis Hilton Hotel Involved In Lawsuit After Former Manager Walked In On Employee Orgy

Does the term "sexual harrassment" even apply here?

BCS: Who Really Got Hosed This Season?

A detailed rundown of who exactly got screwed over this year with the BCS system.

Mmm, Smells Like Penn State

And now you, too, can smell like your favorite school thanks to Penn State perfume.

TEP's UF Chapter Suspended for a Year

That's what hazing will get you.

University of Wisconsin Students Discover Galaxy During First Research Session

New Scientist: UK is the Most Promiscuous Country

With all the glitter of Hollywood, Americans still have less sex than the British.

Study Reveals We Believe in Twilight More Than Jesus: Hallelujah Robert Pattinson

In the cases of Twilight v. Church and Robert Pattinson v. Jesus, vampires are one-upping religion.

Lois K. Feldman Regrets Her Random Public Bathroom Sex During University of Iowa Game

It's hard to explain that little incident to your husband, children and employer.

Video: Hate Apple? So Does The Simpsons

Something to send your much-too-smug fanboy friends.

Gay Penguins Just Want To Be Daddies

Unfortunately, that requires a little egg theft here and there.