The USG is mad. What are they p-o'ed about? The state of laundry machines on campus, which as President Rob Biederman says, is "a widespread campus life problem." We've all had overheating dryers that melted our favorite clothes or washers that left our clothes sitting in soapy water for hours; the USG is proposing a $68,000 overhaul of laundry equipment on campus.

That's a lot of nice shiny new washing machines. Here's hoping the seemingly radioactive dryers will become a thing of the past.