What did people do before Facebook Marketplace? Oh yea, CraigsList.

This gem was found recently on the OSU Marketplace under job listings.

Do you astrive to be a one night vending machine of boobies? If so, Mr. Loo wants to offer you a job. After being told of a gentleman's club downtown that provides these services, Loo is still pursuing someone less professional.

 

Loo is so kind, he will even allow you to bring your friends for free booze and food. How nice.