Oh, for the good old days of...e-mail?

You heard.  Now the old-timers are bemoaning the death of E-MAIL.  Because those crazy young people use things like Facebook and texting and all those other obnubilated technologies instead of sitting down at a keyboard and writing a good, old-fashioned e-mail, just like my mother used to do...um...yesterday. 

Here I was, mourning the envelope, and now I have to drop all that grief and start weeping over the death of e-mail.  This old world moves too fast for me.