Move-in is two weeks away. Are you pumped? Excited? You should be. Summer blows, and now it's really time to party and hang loose. The first week of the school is one of the best of the year; it ranks up there with Michigan Week and Homecoming. OTR has plotted out your schedule:

Sunday

• Show up with parents, move in, put on a smile and say goodbye. Make sure to mention you will call "every day".
• Meet roommates and discuss what time of the day you normally take a dump.
• Formally agree to the rules of your drinking games, or use the OTR guidelines.
• Get retarded because there's no school tomorrow (shouldn't OSU officials have seen this coming?).

Monday

•  Convocation? Hell no. Nothing special there, just old people talking about how this is the "next step" and "preparing you" blah blah blah.
• Involvement fair? Hells yeah. Forget going to Staples for your supplies, gank some free stuff at the fair. Stuff your face with some free food, like burritos.
• Oh wow, no class tomorrow? Let's get messed up!

Tuesday

• Man... more free food on the oval, awesome. Good thing you only got 100 food swipes.
• Go through your entire DVD selection and realize you don't want to watch anything. See the same ESPN highlights four times.
• Class isn't til 1 tomorrow? Let's get hammered!

Wednesday

• Class, this sucks. We get out now? All we did was get a syllabus. Couldn't you have mailed this to me? Whatever.
• Out of class hours ahead of schedule and have some extra money from getting free food and supplies, what to do? Lets get shwasted!

Thursday

• Another short day of classes and syllabuses.
• Thirsty Thursday! Lets head to the bars for $1 drinks and get shitfaced.

Friday

• Good thing you didn't schedule Friday classes; you're pretty hungover.
• Sleep until 5 PM and then grab some swipe food.
• Party tonight? I'm in. Let's get tanked.

Saturday

• Game day, baby! Another Ohio State Victory.
• Walk back to the dorms and get some food with your roommates.
• Post game party. Let's get plastered.

*OTR is not responsible for the deterioration of your liver.