It is about time we, as an OSU community, decide on the final rules for drinking games. Anyone else annoyed with going to a house party, sitting down to play a game, and spending fifteen minutes figuring out the rules to go by? This week we chronicle "Thumper", a game of hilarity and speed. If you'd like to add rules or suggestions, feel free to comment.

Name: Thumper

Alternate Names: Pounder, Get ****ed Up

Required Equipment: Table, People, Beer

Number of People: Any number, but it is better with about 10 people

Setup: Everyone picks a motion to represent themselves and shows everyone what it is. You must remember yours and everyone else's!

Play: Everyone sits or stands around the table and begins thumping on the table. One person yells, "What's the name of the game?" The others reply, "Thumper!" The lead person yells again, "Why do we play?" And finally the others reply again, "To get ****ed up!" (Yell it loud and yell it proud; it's more fun with enthusiasm.) Then the lead person does his motion and another person's. That other person does their motion and another person's and so on. You are allowed to do the person that went before you. The person that ****s up drinks.

Game Over When: Whenever you decide.

Special/Optional Rules: Elimination style. Loser chugs a full beer.

Ratings:

Official Rules Index:
****, Baseball, Beer Guy, Beer Pong, Civil War, Flip Cup, **** the Dealer, Horse Race, Kings, Land Mines, Thumper