(Guy shows up uninvited to a party)

House: "Who do you know here?"
Ohio Dominican Kid: "You're only asking me that because you're afraid of me."

(Kid gets tossed out after a little tussle)

ODK: "I know the whole Ohio Dominican football team. I'll call 'em right now. They'll be here in 30 minutes to beat the shit out of all of you."

(People ignore him/talk some trash)

ODK: "I will shut this fraternity down!"

(This was at a random house that definitely wasn't a fraternity house.)