I thought AHor would jump all over this since he's been reporting everything Terrelle Pryor for the past few months (except of course maybe one memorable story), but I thought that I should let everyone know who hasn't heard: Terrelle Pryor has committed to OSU.

That's right, after what seems like six years of teasing and hints and Rich Rodriguez's promises of unlimited oral sex, he went the other way. Never mind that we don't have a quarterback (except some dude named, Threeve is it?) and we run a spread offense now and we have the prettiest helmets in all the land, I guess Ohio has rich, um fields, and girls that make a more memorable impression than ours (Let's see how many times I can link to that post while writing this one).

Anyways, I, much like the rest of campus, have spent the past few weeks hating Terrelle Pryor and all his bullshit, so to keep hating him isn't all that much of a stretch. Yeah, our football team might suck now (Sam McGuffie you better practice hurdling 6'8" linebackers), but at least we now have an archenemy whose very name brings a surge of anger (Tebow!). Oh, and one last time. LINK.