Such an innocent smile, isn't it?  Well, think again. Former Ohio State President Karen Holbrook hasn't made it to Hell just yet, but on her way there, she stopped at another university (in the godforsaken state of Florida, no less) to continue her Satanic ways.

In a recent interview with Florida Gulf Coast University, Holbrook bashed Buckeye fans, stating that they "look for any excuse to riot" and like to "have absolute drunken orgies."

It's been observed that if we win, we riot; and if we lose, we riot. Although this statement may have some veracity, it is not part of the "cultural norm" that Holbrook described during her interview.  Face it, Karen: college isn't just about academics. Students enjoy partying at the various venues that THE Ohio State University has to offer (and who doesn't like orgies... especially when drunk?). Furthermore, many of the "riots" of which you speak aren't instigated by Ohio State students or fans (see The Ohio State vs. Texas game police reports from last year).

In her weak attempt at playing diplomat, Holbrook later qualified her comments as a little "melodramatic." She also withdrew from consideration for the Florida job; Hell called a little too early. See you down there, Karen!