In an effort to clean up the Columbus campus, which admittedly can look like a dump at times, the University is launching a program called Scarlet, Grey, and Green.

At all the home football games this year, bags will be placed in strategic locations around 14 lots to try to encourage recycling. The program hopes to divert an estimated 16 tons of recycled garbage that would normally have found its ways onto the campus streets. Officials failed to mention, however, that 14 tons of the garbage stemmed from Ohio State's junk of a performance in last year's national title game (yeah, yeah; piss-poor joke). Oh well, just recycle, damn it!