Lee Corso continues to outdo himself. Long known for his comedic antics as an analyst on ESPN's College Gameday, Lee attempts to provide football insight to college fans across the nation. Recently, however, Corso has decided to target a different audience, one that can't refute his terrible pre-game predictions: infants. 

Yup, you read right. Corso will be the narrator for several 30-minute DVDs aimed at giving infants an informative guide to his or her favorite college, even though the infants are too young to wipe their own asses. Some of these schools include The Ohio State University, Wisconsin, Penn State, the team up North, and the penis down South. Move over, Michael Jackson; a new pedophilic sheriff is in town.