Yes, it's me, your old pal Johnny. I know, I know I "retired," but since when does that mean anything these days? Hopefully my resurrection will be more Jay-Z than Michael Jordan as I continue to make fun of well, everything about student life here at U of M.

I know I'm not anonymous anymore, but if you think that's going to stop me from saying what I'm thinking, you're mistaken. I'm a senior. It's my last semester. I really just don't care.

The fallout from my reveal was a satisfying split of about 90/10 fan mail/hate mail. I didn't get jumped and mauled by any frats (suck it Sports Illustrated), yet I also wasn't solicited to have a 20-way with the Tri-Delts in their one massive communal bedroom. So all in all I guess I came out even.

Yes, I will keep doing Greek Life stuff as depriving you guys of that would be like telling Kappas they have to shop at Wal-mart. I'm really almost out of houses to cover though as after all, who knows shit about Delta Upsilon, but I'll keep doing my best. As always tips are welcome and encouraged not just about Greek Life but about anything campus related at all. I will give you credit for your suggestions on the site.

Much thanks to AHor for holding down the fort the past few months. I know it's not easy maintaining an entire site by yourself. I know I've missed a lot like our football team sucking and then being sweet for one game, our coach retiring and ridiculous search for a new one, and of course some pledge wearing a sombrero making fun of Mexicans. Hopefully there will be more sensational news to report in this my last semester, but if not, I'll probably just be making stuff up.

So yeah, it's good to be back. Hope everyone had a great New Years. Try not to die of exposure walking to class on the first day. I'm going to go dig my car out of a snowbank and save myself the risk.

-JQ