It would make my life if this were real. Sadly, it's a mere Photoshop dream. And not even a very well done one.

Meanwhile, in real Palin news, after the RNC she's been shipped back off to Alaska to "gather her things" which is code for "try to hide from more scandals." I, for one, will be thankful for a Palin breather. She been so oversaturated this week that I see her in my dreams. And not in a fun way. She just stands there, staring, chanting "Hockey Mom, Hockey Mom," over and over. Chilling.