There's an article on OSU's website titled "Trustees Consider Lowest Tuition Increase in 21 Years." The article goes on to boast that Ohio State’s Board of Trustees had actually listened to a motion to raise the tuition for the next year by the lowest amount in years! It’s like these guys (insert angry, childish name-calling name here) think they’re doing us some sort of service by thinking about not charging us as much for the upcoming year. I’m sure it’ll get labeled as a donation on their tax returns, you know, for “tax break” purposes.

When the board of the Ohio State Corporation decides to raise tuition by a small amount, it’s like Satan himself decided to give the eternally damned a day off and kick the thermostat down a few notches to 1,150 degrees Fahrenheit, instead of the usual 1,200.

Just for fun, check out your statement of account, and try logically explaining why the hell we get charged a couple hundred C-notes for a “general undergraduate fee” each quarter. Is this the University’s idea of a sick joke, since we’re not “graduate” students yet? Oh well, at least we’ve got the football (and now basketball) season to fall back on.