Top 10 Broken Resolutions

Top 10 Broken Resolutions
10. I will shower more often.

9. I will stop watching tv/playing video games and lose some weight.

8. I will stop jaywalking.

7. I will not take the bus from the Oval to the North/South campus dorms.

6. I will ignore the High Street bums.

5. I will talk to people at parties rather than just playing beer pong the whole night.

4. I will no longer incessantly yell "O-H".

3. I will no longer reply "I-O".

2. Wednesday is no longer the new Thursday.

1. I will really study hard and stay in on Thursdays to do homework.

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