Daily Dirt: All the News We Missed

From oddball 80's t-shirts to terrible mall Santas, here are today's cliff notes for what's hot in the blogosphere.

Uncoached: 10 T-Shirts From 80’s Comedy Movies That Everyone Should Own

On 205th: The 100 Hottest WAGs

Other Crap: 7 Historical Figures That Were Hard to Kill... and other crap

Salty Milk: The True Meaning of a Die-Hard Fan

Busted Coverage: Virginia Tech Fan Dives Off Bleacher After Touchdown [Video]

Mad Atoms: Ringtones Are For Chicks

Double Viking: Helicopter Pilot Launched Into Propellers, Survives [Video]

Banned In Hollywood: Ten Signs You’re Lonely

Gorilla Mask: Killing Productivity, One Link at a Time

Blog of Hilarity: The 9-Year-Old Casanova’s Dating Book

Asylum: Confirmation That The Ad Agency Fornicators Were Fired

Cuzoogle: Campbell Brown, 'Nuff Said

Manofest: Old People Shouldn’t Carry Statues
Next Round: Ten Really, Really Bad Mall Santas

Facebook Revisited at Boston University

On Facebook, people who send you random friend requests are considered junk mail.

Penn's Most Awkward Places to Bump Into a Random Hook-Up

It's always awkward bumping into a random hook-up, but at Penn, it's especially nerve-racking at these four popular hangouts.

The Best of Television's Domestic Help

They cook, they clean, they open the door... and they're the life of the show.

Divorce360.com Provides Marriage Calculator to Assess Divorce Risk, Encourages Learning

Use the marriage calculator to figure out your divorce risk.

"Impeach Bush" Ornament Scheduled to Hang on White House Christmas Tree, Bushes Realize Mistake

An ornament urging the impeachment of President Bush has been selected for the White House Christmas tree.

Sketchy American Apparel CEO Dov Charney Sued for Sexual Harassment-- Again

Dov Charney is getting sued again for getting a little too sexy for his shirt.

Guns N' Roses Brings Out The Lawyers To Punish Dr. Pepper For Their Generous Offer

Is Axl Rose right... or just ungrateful?

Facing an Angry Mob: The Future Of Charlie Weis at Notre Dame

Notre Dame has to take a long hard look at the big man after the year they just went through.

Here, Now You Can Skip All of European History Class With This GIF

This has been floating around the internet all day, and it's definitely worth a look. Because text books are so damn hard to read, someone has condensed all of World War II into a GIF file captioned by gamerspeak.

Former University of Wisconsin Footballer Leonard Taylor Jr. Charged With Stalking

For whatever reason, his prey was both former Badger athletic director Barry Alvarez and... Maria Sharapova?

College Girl Trades Sex for Money, Calls Self Classy

A college girl talks about her sugar daddy and her classy upbringing.

This Year's Christmas Must-Have: The Obama-Swears-He-Didn't-Buy-It Harmony Ring

It's made of rhodium and full of diamonds. The Obamas are missing out.

Google Text Messaging Gives Mobile Internet to the Poor

If you haven't used this, you'll probably start after reading about Google Mobile SMS.

Top Ten Reasons The First Snow is a Good Thing

Our WashU editor gives us ten reasons not to fear the white flakes of death.