$175 for a Burger...
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So how about this?

In the future, you  are working in New York and it is around 11:45. You have spent the morning playing Snood and trying to find ways around your companies WebFilter to watch YouTube Vids. But finally, you are free for 45 minutes to get a bite to eat wherever you choose.

So you go to the Wall Street Burger Shoppe...

Among items such as fries for $2 and a regular burger for $4, a special item is available for the Trump-esque. The $175 Burger is made with the finest of meats and so forth, but come on...who would pay $175 for a burger???

Note: The following is a terrible pun.

"Want to know why the burger is so expensive? It is made of "Kobe" beef"

Ok I'm sorry, but I just had to throw it in there. I've never had Kobe beef before, but I guess it has to be good to be in this burger.

So if you don't have a reason yet to study and eventually make the big bucks, ask yourself "Do you want to be able to eat a $175 burger when you're older?"
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Comments

laptoplex says,
It probably isn't really Kobe beef, but a derivation of it, since Kobe Beef isn't actually exported from Japan.
Posted 05/21/2008 08:26 AM
Anonymous says,
Meat, not Meet
Posted 05/21/2008 12:48 AM
Petro says,
@ laptoplex: here is my source for this story

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24740175/
Posted 05/21/2008 3:41 PM
Petro says,
@ Anonymous: thanks for your uselessness
Posted 05/21/2008 3:42 PM
ha-mace says,
@ Petro: you should probably link within the story. Just a thought
Posted 05/21/2008 4:51 PM

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