College OTR: 5-Word Movie Review: Batman The Dark Knight

5-Word Movie Review: Batman The Dark Knight

Posted by Brother Nazareth 07/18/2008 12:50 PM
Category: Tags: batman, jack nicholson, christian bale, heath ledger, the dark knight

Joker Delivers, Greatest Movie Ever

Final Thoughts: Let’s keep this short – go see this movie right now. Run -- don’t walk -- to the nearest theater.

Unlike other superhero movies, The Dark Knight can stand on its own two feet. There is no cheesy, campy dialogue. This is a serious crime drama that will no doubt be nominated for an ungodly amount of Academy awards.

While the ensemble cast is incredible, Heath Ledger rises above and beyond the rest in his portrayal of classic Batman villain, The Joker. In fact, his performance is better than Jack Nicholson's.

Yes – Heath has done the impossible by surpassing Crazy Jack in every possible way.

At this point, there’s only one thing left to say: Why haven’t you left yet?

+ 9 comments

PoisonIvy says,

mmm thought it was great, but didn't think it was the best movie ever. There was not nearly enough batman in this batman film, tbh Posted 07/18/2008 6:27 PMReply

Brother Nazareth says,

@ PoisonIvy: You've lost all my respect. Sorry. =( Posted 07/18/2008 6:30 PMReply

PoisonIvy says,

@ HectorOTR:
omg but hector I <3 you :'(

I still think it was phenomenal, and certainly the best batman ever, just not necessarily the best FILM ever. I just wanted more batman tbh. it might be the comic book nerd in me idk idk :(

heath ledger was fully stunning though. like honestly. Posted 07/18/2008 7:22 PMReply

Brother Nazareth says,

@ PoisonIvy: I will forgive you, PoisonIvy. How can I not? :) Posted 07/18/2008 7:25 PMReply

Anonymous says,

fuk what these guys say, i have never comment of a movie review ever in my life, but after i saw this movies i kno it deserved one. By far the best movie you have seen or will see. Go watch and you will not be disappointed. Posted 07/18/2008 7:37 PMReply

Anonymous says,

heath ledger rises way beyond what i ever thought possible of him and this review is perfect for the movie. RIP heath<3 Posted 07/18/2008 9:23 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Ok people ....... listen ........ this shit SUCKED!!!
i just got back from watching this bullshit ...... i wanna put a gun 2 my head n empty my cranium ........ batman ... played by la la the teletubbie ........ this shit should be rated g ..... for gay ........ dont waste ur money people ..... the incredible hulk killed this crap ..... wanted is hot ...... the dark knight just made history ....... pitifull Posted 07/19/2008 01:48 AMReply

psuper_dave says,

There aren't too many movies I've ever seen that I would say had me on the proverbial "edge of my seat". Try not to hold your breath too long. Posted 07/19/2008 2:33 PMReply

Anonymous says,

The movie itself wasnt AMAZING, but Heath Ledger's performance was amazing for sure. He did in fact, do a better job that Jack Nicholson. Posted 07/20/2008 10:38 AMReply