Well, bragging rights for the aftermath will, at least.

That's because - ta da! - Rudy Giuliani is coming to Columbia this week! He'll be at the Columbia Expo Center on Wednesday at 2 p.m.

Just some background on Giuliani before you go (if you do) - there's the NY Times article dubbing Rudy a "benevolent dictator"... and there's a video some NY firefighters made that show... another side.

Good luck, Mr. 9/11.