According to The Collegian, the seventh robbery in the past 10 days in the State College area has compelled four seperate police forces to come together to form ... A TASK FORCE!
It's unclear exactly how it'll work, but let's envision some sweet giant robot where Patton Township makes up the arms, Ferguson Township makes up the legs, State College makes up the body and Penn State University makes up the head. Oh this robber is in for it now. Voltron style!
Police believe that the same man has committed all seven robberies, wearing either a ski mask or a black bandana over his face and a red bandana over his head. Isn't that so cliche? How 'bout a Graham Spanier mask or something clever.
Anyway, unless this does some underage drinking, drunk driving, or public urination there's really no chance of the cops in this area catching him.
After Seventh Robbery, Police Decide to Take Action
Posted by ha-mace 08/01/2007 4:39 PMTags: State College Crime, Voltron

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