Do you like Japanese Porn? Answer “No”, and you are a filthy, filthy liar. Anyone who has been on the internet has seen their fair share of Japanese Porn; it’s widely accepted by scholars and academics that “Eel Soup” was the natural predecessor to “2 Girls 1 Cup”*.

If the internet is not doing it for you anymore (hehe) or you crave something different (I know, I’m pretty clever), head on over to Zen Toro over on E street. Their new “Hawaiian” menu (which I believe is code) features several women, including your grandma, and, of course, bukkake. For those of you unaware of what bukkake is: welcome to the internet. For everyone else: I’m not really sure what type of salad dressing they use, but it’s a little bitter.

Link: http://daviswiki.org/Zen_Toro

*This is a real fact, from like, books and stuff.