What the **** is going on here? Did the football players infect the basketball team with whatever disease was making them go crazy? According to various reports, Penn State point guard Stanley Pringle was charged with open lewdness and disorderly conduct for allegedly masturbating in the stacks at Pattee Library. Hey some of those books are really sexy!

According to police, via The Collegian, Pringle "sat behind the victim in the stacks section of the library, attempted to start a conversation with the woman and began masturbating." If you follow the news, you saw this story in Monday's Collegian which mentioned that it was the second incident with someone matching the same description (the other happened on March 21 on the second-floor landing of McElwain Hall's main stairwell between 8 and 8:15 p.m).

In other crazy, disgusting-bodily-fluid- library news, today's "news in brief" section of The Collegian reports: "A janitor reported someone defecated on a book lying on the floor in the stacks section of East Pattee Library, Penn State Police said. The incident occurred sometime between noon and 10 p.m. yesterday, police said. The book, Christianity and the Roman Empire, is valued at $54." Clearly someone thinks negatively of Christianity, the Roman Empire, or both.

And this is why I stay out of the library. Not a big fan of shit books.