Which former final clubber--best known for coming out to audience and performers alike at Eleganza this spring--has retreated so far BACK into the closet that he has supposedly convinced his friends and even his girlfriend that he's the virile, red-blooded, meathead jock he's always pretended to be?

You're not convincing me, girlfriend!!!

Needless to say (or maybe not...) the road out of the closet is one-way.

A recent breakup with his girlfriend means he's back on the market, ladies and gentlemen, scoring ass with the best of 'em.