Miller did it in the dark. Or maybe they just went to bed early instead of getting laid. But either way, the dorm won first semester's Do It In The Dark competition to save energy.

While we at OTR could send them out congratulations, and probably should, we would rather take this time to relate some extremely important information that could save the sex life of one resident of Miller (there has to be at least one sexually active person in Miller, right?). This tip comes straight from one OTR blogger, who shall remain unnamed due to his/her already diminished lack of self respect.

DO NOT USE THE GLOW IN THE DARK CONDOMS WITH WHICH THE DIITH PEOPLE SUPPLY YOU FOR WINNING DIITH. THEY ARE SCARY. THEY WILL MAKE YOUR THROBBING MEMBER LOOK TINY. THEY ARE AN AWKWARD EXPERIENCE.

Ahem. That is all.