Halle Stockton is going to be the managing editor of the Daily Collegian in the fall, and she's just won first place in the Hearst Journalism Rewards Program. Apparently this is very prestigious, and she won $5,000 and a medal which appears to be a yogurt top strung together with paper clips. Hopefully this will bring the professionalism of the Collegian up from "were they drunk when they printed this?" to "finally, a paper good enough to line my pet rabbit's cage with." To close, I'd like to share with everyone a quote that first appeared in Froth, a prestigious nationally recognized humor magazine printed at PSU:

"The Daily Collegian is published daily Tuesday through Friday when the editor isn't drunk and the pinball machine is broken."
-Froth Magazine, March 22, 1947