Graham Spanier Watches Movies So You Don't Have To

Graham Spanier Watches Movies So You Don't Have To

                                                  Watch your back Ebert and Roeper!

What did you do between Thanksgiving and the end of December? Well, apparently if you were the president of a Big Ten school in Pennsylvania earning $545,000 per year you watched movie after movie after movie. Penn State Live just gave us Graham Spanier's annual holiday movie review, a review and and brief description of 25 movies that Spanier says were available in theaters "from Thanksgiving through the end of December 2007." We only saw one movie over that time, maybe it had something to do with the fact that there's only ONE theater downtown. But we like your assessment of "No Country for Old Men." Awwww, see we can agree on something.

Maybe it's being a little too picky, but should the president of Penn State really have the time to watch 25 movies over what appears to be about a five week span? Sure, the guy needs some downtime, but 25?! How about 15, and you spend the other 20+ hours finding a way to lower tuition Graham? You know, maybe like Penn did.

But, if you were looking to go watch a movie and don't quite trust Roger Ebert, now you can go with President Spanier's list. No Alvin and the Chipmunks, huh Graham?

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