I Heart Stupid-Ass Invites

I Heart Stupid-Ass Invites
Looking for a break from finals? Well, what could be better than calling a random chick and watching pathetic MTV shows with her in her dorm room?

This girl is way too excited about "I Heart New York" and exclamation points on her (open) facebook invite:
"I am obsessed with I New York!!! Come take a break from studyin finals and watch it with me @ 11 on Monday!!! Its gonna be amazing!!! There will be snacks and beverages!!!! Text me with your name if I don't have your number and you plan to come!!!! I will tell you what the location is!!!! Come kick it with me in Responsibility!!!"

Just, you know... text her. And she'll let you come on over. Eww?? Hopefully this girl has some sort of screening process. Otherwise, couldn't any old creepster make there way over to Responsibility (ha - ironic name...) to "kick it"? Jeanne Clery, anyone? This chick should watch who she's kickin' with.

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