Apparently it's funny to impersonate an athlete who's been getting a lot of negative news lately.

My good friend is an EMT and is constantly tending to people's drunk mishaps.  We share the EMT lifestyle, so after every weekend she's always got good stories.

This weekend she found a 5 foot tall white guy laying in a pricker bush under her balcony.  He insisted that he was, in fact, Stanley Pringle.  She tried to ask him if he knew what happened, or where he was.  "I'm Stanley Pringle!!" was his response every time.  She ended up leaving him there, with pricker branches stuck in his eyebrows.

Good thing, because if he honestly thought he was Stanley Pringle, his next move might have been public masturbation.  In a pricker bush, ouch.