Petro Here: What Up

Coach Paterno recently had eye surgery so he does not have to where his thick lens glasses anymore on the field. The glasses, which many fans believe are his trademark along with rolled up kahkis, were auctioned off for $9000. So next season, Joe will no longer have the glasses on the sideline.

But why stop there coach?

I would be willing to donate the funds for Coach Paterno to invest in some botox. We can get him to look like a 40 year old again and soon enough you'll see Joe Pa sprinting out on the field, with IPOD buds in his ears and posting to his newly created twitter account. 

Joe, I'm all for you going all 21st century on us. But its taking away the nostalgia you provide. We know you will only be around for a few more years most likely, but at least amuse us with keepin those classes.

I'll be posting on THON. Coming soon...

See you then