Do you ever get the feeling something terrible is about to happen? Whenever I drive down George Street during the twilight hours, I am usually privileged to see grown men dressed in medieval attire, brandishing foam weaponry. What are they preparing for? A raid on the Jumbo Janitor Alliance rally? Too hot to stay indoors and play Lord of the Rings Risk? Whatever it is, it can't be good, Jumbos. Keep your ears to the ground and your foam broadswords at the ready.