A man has struck twice in the same day in Rockview PA, exposing himself to female clerks at some small town general store.  The news here really is that something somewhat interesting has happened in good old central PA.  I just wanna say thank you to this creep for finally giving me something to write about. 

If I may, I'd like to give this guy some advice.  You're playing a small stage here, buddy.  If you have the gusto to hit the same store twice in the same day, it's time to move up to the big leagues.  From the sound of you (6-2, medium build, scraggly brown hair), you are no slouch. 

So may I suggest Penn State for your new location.  You'd fit right in with our already beloved local crazies such as the guy who asks people for cigarettes at the bus stop, or the guy with the really long beard, and we all love the guy who sits in old main and pretends to be a magician.