ATTENTION TUFTS CAMPUS:

On 4/10/08 at 11:45 AM, the Tufts Police were notified of a kidnapping that occurred at the Mayer Campus Center

During lunchtime, an unidentified male abducted two taciturn females from the Campus Center patio. The suspect possibly smacked an invisible newspaper or similarly mundane publication out of the victim's hand and proceeded to stuff her into a white automobile. The second female gave chase to the automobile until it stopped moving, at which point the aforementioned male shoved the second female into the car.

Witnesses gave a description of the victims as: white faces, black highlights, no age given, wearing all black, disturbingly quiet. No injuries were reported. According to the Tufts police, the suspects fled in an unknown direction shouting "Ball the jack, man, ball the jack."

The Tufts Police reminds you to:

Take the time to prevent crime:

-Be aware of your surroundings at all times

- Go see HYPE! Mime Troupe this Sunday at 8PM in Cohen Auditorium for free

Thanks to the Good Samaritan who tipped us off to this most heinous crime.