So, the Crimson is apparently live-blogging Drew Gilpin's inauguration. That's right. You kids who got stuck with Friday classes... well, you too can follow all of the extreme action from the comforts of Science Center Lecture Hall C! And those of you who couldn't be bothered to change out of your PJs because it's a lousy, rainy day... well, you should probably just spend the afternoon watching "The Office."

Expect fascinating updates like the following:

"Pres. Gutmann calls Faust 'a president whose intellect is interdisciplinary and whose ethic is cosmopolitan.'"

Yaaaaaawn.