My brain is turning to Syphilis cheese just looking at this.

This incoming member of the class of 2011 is the prime example of why a) Tufts doesn't need any new freshman and b) Facebook is actually causing the downfall of society.

Holy. Shit. Seriously.
If the scroll bar on your Facebook profile is smaller than an inch and it takes me too long to stalk you, you don't deserve to live.