You can have your U.S. News and your Newsweek college polls. What do they give you? Who has the best Nuclear Engineering program in the country? Please. The report to really focus on is, of course, The Princeton Review Best 366 Colleges. Ranks the best "party school' in the nation people!

After Penn State's rise to the #2 party school last year, we fall to #6 in Princeton's 2008 edition. OK, still in the top 10, that's pretty good, and this is subjective anyway. But the most shocking thing about this is the #1 party school in the country is West Virginia University! WHAAAT? One has to assume that it's because there is absolutely nothing else to do there then to get shitfaced on a daily basis.

But the news is not all bad for PSU. We did rank as the #2 "Jock School" (behind Clemson) and the #2 school for "Students Dissatisfied with Financial Aid" (behind NYU).

So, students of Penn State. The gauntlet has been thrown down. You have 365 days to make this the #1 party school in the nation. That whole "Students Dissatisfied with Financial Aid" thing will work out by itself.