I'm baaaaaack. Maybe.

Did you know the Penn State football team actually has a giant on their squad? I'm not talking about someone who's a little taller than normal. I'm talking gargantuan. I'm talking Goliath-like. I'm talking about a guy who is three times as tall as some other players. At least that's what The Collegian believes. No wonder we're 3-0.

Yesterday The Collegian ran a story about wide receiver Brett Brackett. Don't bother reading, here's the synopsis: Brett's tall. Brett's so tall in fact, The Collegian decided to run a graphic to show how he stands up to the other receivers on the team (go take a look at the graphic here, I'll wait). Clearly Brackett is some sort of freak of nature because while he is listed at 6'6", 5'10" Deon Butler only stands up to about his thigh.

OK, so this is probably one of those instances where a graph is misleading, and in reality Brackett is only eight inches taller than Butler. But I've seen Derrick Williams around campus and he's definitely around 6'. I haven't seen Brackett, so I'm going to believe he's 12 feet tall.

Just give that boy the ball Joe and let him run with it.