Maybe playing in the Knife Bowl wasn't a good idea

Seriously! What the hell got into last year's football team? Even after Chris Bell is suspended from the team he still goes out and allegedly pulls a 8-inch knife on another student. You guys really need to stop this shit, it's taking precious time away from my Hottest Girl on Campus work.

Of the six stories on the front page of today's Collegian, three of them involve Football players and criminal charges. Remember that Austin Scott case, well the jury has finally been selected. Also Chris Baker, who's facing charges in the Meridian Melee has hired a new lawyer. And then of course the Chris Bell story.

There's no truth to the rumor that Bell said pulling knives on people "is how I chill, ma'am."