Frankly, the rumor about Terrelle Pryor and and a Michigan Tri Delt has to be false (wink, wink), but like Johnny Quest, I'm going to choose to believe it because ... well, it's a great story. Now, clearly the Tri Delt girls of Penn State have to step it up a notch for the good of the school. So, kind of like a Pacific island nation that's looking to calm the volcano god with a virgin, you must pick a girl and offer her up as sacrifice to Terrelle Pryor when he visits campus. Although, the virgin part, probably not as important. If you really love Penn State, and more importantly, JoePa, you won't question this.

So allegedly, a Michigan Tri Delt had sex with Terrelle Pryor when he visited their campus on a recruiting trip. Quite frankly if it is true it's not really that shocking. We've all heard stories of high profile recruits at numerous schools being offered cars, money and of course, girls. But here's the thing about this situation: JoePa probably won't look kindly on this. So, whatever girl decides to step up and "take one for the team," is going to have to keep quiet about it (although seriously, send us a tip when it happens).

And so the gauntlet has been thrown down. Clearly the girls at Penn State are much more attractive than the girls at Michigan. We've proven that when Playboy came to campus last semester. Now one of you just has to prove that to Pryor.

Oh, and btw, if any of you did this when Anthony Morelli was visiting five years ago, you should be ashamed of yourself.