Purdue Suspensions Punish Freshman

Purdue Suspensions Punish Freshman
"Dude, should I drink more or just pass out on my feet?"

A total of five frats were suspended for having parties during BGR week, some involving freshmen.

Most expect Purdue's vain attempts to try and stop innocent young freshmen from attending these parties to continue throughout the semester. In the administration's mind, while sophomores are mature enough to handle free Keystone and loud music in a stale basement, freshmen simply are not.

Freshmen: they're trying to keep you from the glorious vomit-filled experience that is a frat party until you join or, gasp, sophomore year. So stand up and fight!

These are the best hazy years of your life. After all, you're not going to find the sorority girl or frat guy of your dreams at a house party!

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