Watch 110,000 people collectively shit their pants

Yes, this weekend marks the beginning of the Big Ten schedule, and what looked like a big game three weeks ago is looking more like a cakewalk after Michigan lost to Appalachian State and Oregon. Some people like to think that just because we've lost to them for eight straight years, that the losing will continue. Uhhh, as JoePa once put it so nicely, "**** You!"

True, Penn State hasn't beat Michigan for eight years (even though they needed the refs to hand them the game in 2005), but that doesn't matter, because JoePa has everything under control this year. Plus, the Michigan fans are dead. Just take a look at the above video as an example. Ever heard 110,000 people so quiet?

Sure, you beat a Notre Dame team that has yet to score an offensive touchdown all season and had it's starting quarterback for the year enroll in another school by week three, big deal. We beat Buffalo and Florida International. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

But the real key to success this week is the Penn State players won't have to clean the entire stadium this week since they're at "The Big House." They've been going easy on everyone at home this year so they have the energy to clean on Sunday.